Hog Roast poem

This little Hog Roast poem was written for us buy my father in law Keven Chance, It puts a smile on my face when I read it I just hope it does the same for you.

 

Hog Roast or a Barbie                                  Kcee 2012

For a wedding or a party

We have Rock’n Roll hire

Or perhaps a disco you might require

 

Toilets for hire or a marquee tent

 Even a Bar to rent

Every piece of equipment for your own event

There’s nothing that we have

That you can’t rent


We can supply all the food

Or just the equipment on its own

Our polite and friendly staff

Will make you feel at home

All you need to do is pick up the dog and bone

And of cause dial our Office phone

Speak to one of our catering staff

If you’re feeling down

There’ll be someone to make you laugh

 
We’re not the cheapest

But we think were the best

CRACKLING PIG Is the one to remember FORGET the REST